1
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Terminal 2. OK. Got it.

2
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(BABY CRIES)

3
00:00:09,680 --> 00:00:10,960
Heading there now.

4
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Change room's opposite the chemist.

5
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ANNOUNCEMENT: Flight VR724 to
Abu Dhabi is now departing gate 17.

6
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Hey!

7
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Slow down, mate.

8
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Oi!

9
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Stop right now!

10
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There you go, my friend.
Get yourself a feed.

11
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Hey!

12
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MAN: Auckland's landed now, AT12.

13
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And RE52's landed.

14
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Scan for unattended luggage,
gates 12 to 17.

15
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Copy that.

16
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- Can't see anything, Ziv.
- We have a Code Bravo, over.

17
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(PHONE RINGS)

18
00:01:02,321 --> 00:01:04,519
Need you in International.
Ziv's hit the panic button.

19
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International?
Yep, I'm heading there now.

20
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Stop right now!

21
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

22
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- Mate, we got this.
- Er, give me a minute, will you, Ziv?

23
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It's OK, it's OK, it's OK.
Just breathe.

24
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(INHALES, EXHALES) That's the way.

25
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Um...you speak English?

26
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- Jugete perdido.
- Perdido.

27
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Ask him for his passport
and his boarding pass.

28
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Hold on a minute, mate.
I think he's lost.

29
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Perdido?

30
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No estoy perdido. Mi hermana
perdio su conejo de juguete.

31
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Mate, this is a security issue,
not a language lesson.

32
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Ah! Er, donde?

33
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- Creo que en el cafe.
- El cafe?

34
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Er, about 30 minutes ago.

35
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WOMAN: You know, it's at least three
hours before anything arrives here.

36
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Yeah, but...

37
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Also, you still haven't returned
my noise-cancelling headphones.

38
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(CALL ENDS)
Yeah, hang up.

39
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Tobias, I can't right now, man.

40
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The Buenos Aires flight today
is causing chaos. It's crazy.

41
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- Can you try the parents' room?
- Dude, are you serious?

42
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The Shanghai flight's been circling
for, like, 30 minutes

43
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because of you.

44
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But... Hang on, hang on.

45
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There you are.
Person of interest located.

46
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Cleaner's trolley outside the prayer
room with a broom up its arse.

47
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You're welcome.

48
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WOMAN: Hey! What are you doing?
Don't touch my trolley!

49
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Long story, Connie!

50
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MAN: I'll get rid of these.

51
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Johnny, Johnny,
I need to get through.

52
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- WOMAN: Through the scanner, please.
- No, he's fine.

53
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ANNOUNCEMENT: Flight AT37 to Buenos
Aires is now closing.

54
00:03:03,840 --> 00:03:06,160
Please make your way
to Gate 26 immediately.

55
00:03:07,080 --> 00:03:09,400
Here they are. Don�t worry.

56
00:03:09,560 --> 00:03:11,040
Hurry! Hurry!

57
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What the hell were you thinking?

58
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- Bunny!
- The plane was going to leave.

59
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Buenos Aires can�t wait much longer.

60
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And if the plane had left?

61
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Let�s go.

62
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Flight AT37 to Buenos Aires
is now closed.

63
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WOMAN: Excuse me?
Where can I fill my water bottle?

64
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Um, there's a tap
right through there.

65
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Thanks.

66
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- Yes, sir?
- MAN: My wife needs a wheelchair.

67
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when this life is o'er

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71
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MAN: You rebooking our flights?

72
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I said,
are you rebooking our flights?

73
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I'm very happy to once I receive
your assistance dog paperwork.

74
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Isn't that discrimination?

75
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No, that's the law.

76
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You know, Mr Collins would've
easily fit under the seat in front.

77
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If his legs were amputated.

78
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Now that...
that is not very Christian of you.

79
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I take it
you haven't read Leviticus, then?

80
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(NOTIFICATION CHIMES)

81
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Ah.

82
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Is she your wife? She's pretty.

83
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What does she do?

84
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She, um...

85
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She works in youth services.

86
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So there's absolutely no one
who can look after Mr Collins

87
00:05:03,360 --> 00:05:05,560
while you go on holiday?

88
00:05:05,600 --> 00:05:09,160
The holiday is for Mr Collins.

89
00:05:09,200 --> 00:05:11,960
Yeah, of course it's for Mr Collins.

90
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- MAN: Knock, knock.
- Rog.

91
00:05:14,760 --> 00:05:17,000
I'm just saying my farewells.

92
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I feel like a scapegoat, mate.

93
00:05:18,840 --> 00:05:20,680
I mean, how is one terminal manager

94
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responsible
for airport rankings crashing?

95
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But hey, you know,

96
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you gotta let the ceiling fall in,
or whatever it needs to do.

97
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Well, at least you get to spend
more time at home with the family.

98
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Oh, there's the last place
I want to be.

99
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Three adult kids living at home and
a wife who's either hot or angry.

100
00:05:37,760 --> 00:05:39,880
Yeah. Time's up, boomers.

101
00:05:44,400 --> 00:05:47,120
Um, listen, mate,
I gave you pretty free rein,

102
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but the new TM, um,
Mira something-or-other,

103
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she might interpret
some of your pastoral care as...

104
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..crossing the line.

105
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One hundred percent.

106
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(PHONE RINGS)
Optics on this, not great.

107
00:06:03,880 --> 00:06:06,640
(MR COLLINS WHINES)

108
00:06:06,641 --> 00:06:07,719
Yep.

109
00:06:07,720 --> 00:06:09,680
Um, sorry, Rog. DBA.

110
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Yeah, I'll see you at the send-off.
There's a bar tab at O'Leary's.

111
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Yeah? Cool.

112
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(PHONE RINGS)

113
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Now, don't touch anything.

114
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Yep, be right with you.

115
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WOMAN: Shaolong and Alex Zhang,
father and son,

116
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both Australian citizens
coming home on AT56 from Shanghai.

117
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The deceased is in his mid-60s.

118
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And the plane's been delayed
so crew members,

119
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some of them are quite distressed.
(PHONE RINGS)

120
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At work. I can't talk.

121
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The cooking time...the cooking time
was from frozen. Mum!

122
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If I come home

123
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and the frickin' oven is looking
like something from Pompeii,

124
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I will take the TV remote off you
for a year.

125
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If I evict my mum,
do you think I'll go to hell?

126
00:07:00,040 --> 00:07:01,240
No.

127
00:07:01,280 --> 00:07:03,640
But she'll probably claim
elder abuse.

128
00:07:03,680 --> 00:07:05,600
She totally will!

129
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MAN: Viv, use your knees.

130
00:07:13,840 --> 00:07:15,080
Jack, outside!

131
00:07:17,840 --> 00:07:22,600
Z-H-A-N-G. Zhang.

132
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No, I can't hear you, Chap. I can't.

133
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Nuala, I said belt cinque.

134
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We have a dead body on arrival.

135
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I need to get the son
through customs fast.

136
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cool.

137
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You know that Roger the Dodger still
hasn't fixed my fan, don't you?

138
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- Roger's been made redundant.
- Well, thank fucking Christ for that.

139
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I'm not sure Christ
was on the executive committee, Lex.

140
00:07:46,680 --> 00:07:50,560
- Can you isolate their bags for me?
- No, I can't do that, Chap.

141
00:07:50,561 --> 00:07:51,919
Sergei's just done his back.

142
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And you know that Barney crashed...
There's bags all over the tarmac.

143
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Sorry, Lex, can't hear you.
I'll text you through the details.

144
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No, no, no, don't. Don't...
(CALL ENDS)

145
00:08:01,521 --> 00:08:03,999
Yes, Chaplain. No, Chaplain.
Two bloody bags, Chaplain.

146
00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:05,600
Not there! No! No, no, no!

147
00:08:08,800 --> 00:08:11,120
MAN: No, no,
we need them both to bid

148
00:08:11,160 --> 00:08:13,960
so just keep Wilson Street
on the lowdown.

149
00:08:15,080 --> 00:08:16,240
Alex?

150
00:08:17,560 --> 00:08:19,850
Call me back
if they're not going to play ball.

151
00:08:21,880 --> 00:08:24,120
Tobias Wallace, airport chaplain.

152
00:08:25,400 --> 00:08:28,600
Please accept my condolences
for your father's death.

153
00:08:28,640 --> 00:08:30,450
I'm here to help
in any way that I can.

154
00:08:32,120 --> 00:08:33,760
Right.

155
00:08:33,800 --> 00:08:37,080
Now, once the coroner
has given us clearance,

156
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Mr Zhang will need to be transported
to a funeral home.

157
00:08:40,560 --> 00:08:42,560
I don't suppose you have one in mind?

158
00:08:44,280 --> 00:08:47,320
- Oh, um...
- No, no. That's OK.

159
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I can help arrange that if you like.
(NOTIFICATION BEEPS)

160
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Er, sorry. Work. (TAPS ON PHONE)

161
00:08:58,640 --> 00:09:00,640
(SWOOSH!)

162
00:09:00,680 --> 00:09:02,240
Were you and your father close?

163
00:09:03,640 --> 00:09:05,480
Not really. (CONTINUES TAPPING)

164
00:09:10,200 --> 00:09:12,480
Were you in Shanghai on holiday
or...?

165
00:09:12,520 --> 00:09:14,680
Work trip. Family business.

166
00:09:19,720 --> 00:09:21,800
Would you like me to say a prayer
for him?

167
00:09:23,640 --> 00:09:26,760
- We're Buddhist.
- Not a problem.

168
00:09:36,320 --> 00:09:40,560
CHANTS: Namo Ratna Trayaya.

169
00:09:44,680 --> 00:09:49,200
- Namah Arya Avalokites...
- Is that your first language?

170
00:09:50,400 --> 00:09:54,120
Um, well, no, it's... I mean, it's...
(PHONE RINGS)

171
00:09:57,000 --> 00:09:59,720
Sorry, mate.
The flight was circling for ages.

172
00:10:00,840 --> 00:10:04,200
The plane to Buenos Aires
couldn't leave, apparently.

173
00:10:04,240 --> 00:10:06,890
You'd think they'd prioritise
a medical emergency.

174
00:10:08,480 --> 00:10:10,800
No. No, not at this stage.

175
00:10:10,840 --> 00:10:12,320
Yeah.

176
00:10:12,360 --> 00:10:13,720
Mm-hm.

177
00:10:13,760 --> 00:10:15,480
Yep. Yep, just speak to Mahoud.

178
00:10:18,040 --> 00:10:20,090
Hey, can you look into something
for me?

179
00:10:22,480 --> 00:10:24,280
Hey. Oh, you dropped it.

180
00:10:24,320 --> 00:10:27,240
The manifest for AT56 from Shanghai.

181
00:10:27,280 --> 00:10:31,200
Yep. I just want to ascertain
the time of death.

182
00:10:31,240 --> 00:10:32,560
No, I'm not authorised.

183
00:10:33,600 --> 00:10:35,000
OK, thanks.

184
00:10:35,040 --> 00:10:37,760
- JOHNNY: Hey, Tobias.
- Hey, Johnny.

185
00:10:37,800 --> 00:10:41,080
Er, this old Bulgarian fella
had them in his hand luggage.

186
00:10:41,120 --> 00:10:44,360
Says he needs to take them
for his prostate, so...

187
00:10:44,400 --> 00:10:48,360
My prostate is terrific,
thanks, Johnny.

188
00:10:48,400 --> 00:10:53,040
Anyway, aren't we supposed
to destroy confiscated items?

189
00:10:53,080 --> 00:10:57,360
Er, yeah, but outgoing
isn't a biosecurity risk.

190
00:10:57,400 --> 00:11:00,710
Mr Collins is not a biosecurity risk
so why wasn't he let through?

191
00:11:01,440 --> 00:11:02,490
Hm?

192
00:11:04,760 --> 00:11:08,040
Right, I have a quote here
for animal freight,

193
00:11:08,080 --> 00:11:12,040
not including the crate, for $2,467.

194
00:11:12,080 --> 00:11:13,320
Two thousand...

195
00:11:13,360 --> 00:11:15,840
How am I supposed to afford that,
huh?

196
00:11:15,880 --> 00:11:17,760
I'm on unpaid stress leave.

197
00:11:17,800 --> 00:11:20,280
Well, we're down to two options,
Nino.

198
00:11:20,320 --> 00:11:25,360
Either you and Mr Collins go home
or Mr Collins goes in the hold.

199
00:11:25,400 --> 00:11:27,080
Why is he called Mr Collins?

200
00:11:29,640 --> 00:11:30,720
After my dad.

201
00:11:31,960 --> 00:11:33,120
Gave him to me.

202
00:11:34,280 --> 00:11:35,780
Right before he died of cancer.

203
00:11:38,240 --> 00:11:39,480
Sorry. Sorry, man.

204
00:11:40,680 --> 00:11:43,160
(PHONE RINGS)
Look, I might be able to help you

205
00:11:43,200 --> 00:11:44,760
with the crate.

206
00:11:44,800 --> 00:11:45,850
Sami?

207
00:11:48,200 --> 00:11:50,880
Yep, OK. No, no.
I'll be right with you.

208
00:11:52,360 --> 00:11:54,520
(MICROWAVE BEEPS)
Oh... Take...

209
00:11:58,560 --> 00:11:59,760
Can I have a prune?

210
00:12:03,280 --> 00:12:04,760
Sure. Yeah.

211
00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:27,170
Sami.

212
00:12:28,600 --> 00:12:29,720
What's up?

213
00:12:29,760 --> 00:12:32,230
Well, busy day for the prayer room,
as you can see.

214
00:12:32,231 --> 00:12:36,519
Hey, so this new TM wants us
to report all security incidents

215
00:12:36,520 --> 00:12:39,080
and any terminal disruptions
directly to her.

216
00:12:39,081 --> 00:12:40,159
- Right?
- Uh-huh. Yeah.

217
00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:41,919
I think she's been briefed
to be hypervigilant

218
00:12:41,920 --> 00:12:44,040
after Roger's hedge trimmer incident

219
00:12:44,080 --> 00:12:46,010
lost us
the Continental Air contract.

220
00:12:47,720 --> 00:12:52,080
Anyhoos, um, I have noticed that you
actually breached the security...

221
00:12:52,120 --> 00:12:53,480
Sorry.

222
00:12:53,520 --> 00:12:56,720
Sami, can you bring up carousel five?

223
00:13:02,520 --> 00:13:03,570
Who's that?

224
00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:08,200
- Alex Zhang. Sorry.
- Wait, Tobias...there's the breach.

225
00:13:11,640 --> 00:13:13,360
(SIGHS) Kills me.

226
00:13:17,440 --> 00:13:18,640
(SIGHS)

227
00:13:55,760 --> 00:13:57,920
(ALEX CRIES)

228
00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:16,640
No, the body shouldn't
go to the funeral home.

229
00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:19,800
Well, his son made a mistake.

230
00:14:21,440 --> 00:14:23,440
Well, because he was in shock.

231
00:14:25,520 --> 00:14:26,570
Yeah.

232
00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:31,560
Well, I know it's not protocol,
but it's cultural tradition.

233
00:14:32,760 --> 00:14:34,000
Yeah, he's with me now.

234
00:14:36,440 --> 00:14:37,720
Airport chaplain.

235
00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:41,040
Thank you.

236
00:14:56,880 --> 00:14:59,520
Do you want me to...?
Oh, no, mate.

237
00:14:59,521 --> 00:15:02,919
I'd lose my mother as well if she
heard you butchering the Abhidhamma.

238
00:15:02,920 --> 00:15:04,920
(WOMAN SINGS IN BACKGROUND)

239
00:15:11,120 --> 00:15:12,440
Thank you.

240
00:15:26,520 --> 00:15:28,640
(NOTIFICATION CHIMES)

241
00:16:33,840 --> 00:16:37,000
- RECORDED VOICE: O genki desu ka?
- O genki desu ka?

242
00:16:37,040 --> 00:16:39,520
- How are you?
- How are you?

243
00:16:39,560 --> 00:16:42,760
- O genki desu ka?
- O genki desu ka?

244
00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:44,080
How are you?

245
00:16:54,160 --> 00:16:56,760
-Are you OK?
-Are you OK?

246
00:16:56,800 --> 00:17:00,760
- Daijoubu desu ka?
- Daijoubu desu ka?

247
00:17:00,800 --> 00:17:03,720
-Are you OK?
-Are you OK?

248
00:17:06,120 --> 00:17:10,600
- Toire wa dokodesu ka?
- Toire wa dokodesu ka?

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-Where is the toilet?
-Where is the toilet?

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(RINGING TONE)

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Hi. It's, um...

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Um, just wanted to see how you are.

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Um, no need to call me back unless...
unless you want to.

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Um...

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OK. Bye.

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Oh, it's Dad.

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Dear Lord, I'm ever grateful
for your grace and mercy.

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Forgive me my failings.

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And watch over my colleagues
and my family.

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Amen.

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(PHONE RINGS DISTANTLY)

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(HORN HONKS)

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(BUTTON CLICKS)
RADIO ANNOUNCER: That's what happens

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when the public service
stops being accountable.

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Coming up, we have Sian Collins

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talking about
her tax-free commission

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for the South Australian...

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LEX: What's the scoop
on the new TM then?

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Apparently,
when she was at Hong Kong airport,

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she replaced the cleaning staff
with robots.

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- Is that right?
- Yeah.

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One more. Jeez!

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You know, they did that same thing
in Denver.

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- They used, um, robot cranes.
- Oh, really?

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(CHUCKLES) How did it turn out?

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Turned into a fucking horror movie,
is how it turned out.

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Morning, Lex. Morning, Connie.

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You're in for footy tipping
this year?

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Absolutely, Connie. Count me in.

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Come on the Pies!

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You need to do something
about that prayer room.

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People get aggressive
when they can't pray.

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- Yeah, I know, I do.
- Yeah? Who do you pray to?

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The god of the air.
The god of the sea.

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The god of the ciggy.

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(MR COLLINS PANTS)

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Oh!

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Oh, fuck!

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WOMAN: Oh, my God! You will not
believe what I just saw!

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Oat milk, two sugar.

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You got a tub for dog stuff?

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Row C. Canine.
Third tub on the left.

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The other left.

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NINO: Come on! Come, come.

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Good boy! Who's a good boy? Come on!

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Good boy! Who's a good boy?

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OK, you're off to Cairns.
Beautiful this time of year.

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We're actually going
to Port Douglas.

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Oh, nice! You getting the bus up?

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00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:43,520
Nah. My dad's picking us up
from the airport.

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I'll catch you, T.

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Come, come!

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That's not carry on. That won't fit.
(NOTIFICATION CHIMES)

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Come, come!

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OK.

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- TM's not giving up.
- Good luck.

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Next, please.

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Come on in. Toby, right?

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- Mira Ansari-Cole.
- Tobias Wallace, airport chaplain.

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Lovely to meet you, Mira.

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Oh.

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That's so tacky, isn't it?

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I think the cleaner left it for me.
(THUD!)

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You're a hard man to catch.

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00:21:44,320 --> 00:21:46,480
Yes. I'm sorry about yesterday.

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00:21:46,520 --> 00:21:49,240
I had some rather pressing
pastoral care duties.

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Yes, the dead body on arrival.

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Thankfully, not a death
in Australian airspace.

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- It wasn't?
- No.

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Mr Zhang died
an hour out of Shanghai

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- according to the flight manifest.
- (SIGHS) Oh, that's great.

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I mean...

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..it's not great, obviously,
but, er...

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How would you describe
your role here, Tobias?

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Oh, well, er,
a pretty broad-ranging,

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but primarily providing emotional,
spiritual, and practical support

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for passengers but also for staff.

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I mean, if you, for example, ever...
were ever in need of a...

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Thank you.

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Sorry, are you a Christian chaplain?

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00:22:30,040 --> 00:22:34,920
I do have a personal faith, yes,
but the job is all faith inclusive.

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00:22:34,960 --> 00:22:36,010
Right.

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00:22:37,360 --> 00:22:40,730
Look, moving forward, I would love
for you to submit a daily report.

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00:22:41,560 --> 00:22:45,360
I don't think you'd
like to read every detail of my day.

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00:22:47,520 --> 00:22:50,640
The devil is in the detail,
is it not, Tobias?

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00:22:50,680 --> 00:22:53,600
Ah, well, there is some contention

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over where exactly the devil resides.

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00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:03,310
What happened yesterday
was a serious security breach.

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00:23:17,280 --> 00:23:20,560
Er, that is a stuffed toy.

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00:23:23,520 --> 00:23:25,510
There could have been a knife
inside it.

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A bomb.

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That stuffed toy could have caused
an international incident.

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(SCOFFS) But it didn't.

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(PHONE RINGS)

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Sorry, I have to take this.

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00:23:43,711 --> 00:23:45,799
Yeah?

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CONNIE: I need you to come
to the prayer room now.

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00:23:47,520 --> 00:23:49,880
Someone has locked themselves
in there.

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- Come now!
- Yeah, OK. No, I'll be right there.

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- Emergency.
- I'll call the AFP.

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00:23:54,560 --> 00:23:59,200
Oh, no, it's more of a spiritual
emergency. Chaplain's remit.

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00:24:06,440 --> 00:24:08,840
- Connie?
- She's stolen personal property.

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00:24:22,440 --> 00:24:23,490
Hi.

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I'm Tobias, the airport chaplain.

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I'm here to help you.

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It's OK, really.
No one's gonna hurt you.

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